January 13, 2000
Mrs. Clinton's Top 10 List
The top 10 reasons why first lady Hillary Clinton decided to appear on the ``Late Show with David Letterman,'' as presented by her on the CBS program Wednesday.
--10. I lost a bet with Tipper.
--9. I did think this was a show where you answer a couple of easy questions and win a million dollars.
--8. If Dan Quayle did it, how hard can it be?
--7. I was already in town to interview for the Jets' head coach position.
--6. Four words: severe lapse of judgment
--5. I needed an excuse to get out of dinner with Donald Trump.
--4. When they threw in a ``Late Show'' tote bag, I said, ``Gas up the Taurus, we're goin' to Dave's.''
--3. I have not been to the Ed Sullivan Theater since I was dating Ringo.
--2. To tell you the truth, Dave, I thought Johnny hosted this show.
--1. If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere.
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